Sam

Retail Staff

This photo, though. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Sam is another Nebraska boy, which really speaks to how Not Fun living in Nebraska is, when you consider that half of our staff is from that flat-ass state.

Sam is arty. Arty photos, arty hobbies, arty music tastes AND he unironically wears a black turtleneck like 6 days out of the week. He comes off pretty serious, but has a dark sarcasm that vibes well in the shop.

He’s a motivated backpacker and climber, but he keeps his trips to himself-most of the time we don’t even know where the heck he is and just hope he shows back up to work when he’s supposed to. So far, so good.