
BLUE Q Men’s I F*cking Love It Out Here Crew Socks
Question: If a man in a forest shouts, “I fucking love it out here!” and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that’s how he likes it. Men’s shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 41% … Read More

BLUE Q Men’s Love Me A Good Poop Crew Socks
If we can’t just be open with one another, after this long, then what even is the point. Women’s shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

BLUE Q Men’s Not Gonna Lie, I Just Make Sh*t Up Crew Socks
“I’d love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?” “This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it so… chia-y?” “That horizontally-striped maxi dress that you wear all the time is super flattering.” … Read More

BLUE Q Men’s Order Of Woods
This place has everything! Great service. Love the ambiance. Men’s shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

BLUE Q Men’s Ringmaster of the Sh*t Show Crew Socks
Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We’re mesmerized by your power and it’s damn time you get the attention you deserve! Men’s shoe size 7-12. 61% … Read More

BLUE Q Men’s This Meeting is Bullsh*t Crew Socks
The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Men’s shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

BLUE Q Men’s Yeah I’m Old Crew Socks
You think old guys can’t stand up for themselves? Well, you’re WRONG. Men’s shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

BLUE Q Women’s Aunts Are The Sh*% Crew Socks
All the fun stuff, none of the responsibility. It’s no wonder she brings the party! Women’s shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

BLUE Q Women’s B*tch I Am Relaxed Crew Socks
Remember that one time you told me to “just relax?” Well, it definitely helped me relax. I’m SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn’t possibly be more relaxed. And it’s all thanks to you. You’re amazing. Women’s shoe size 5-10. … Read More

BLUE Q Women’s B*tches Get Stuff Done Ankle Socks
Especially the sweet, unassuming, cloud-riding, pink bow-wearing kind. Women’s shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

BLUE Q Women’s Boss Lady Ankle Socks
Our favorite cowgirl decided to mosey on over to the Ankle Sock Corral, and we welcomed her with open arms. Not like we had a choice. Women’s shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton, 47% nylon and 1% spandex.

BLUE Q Women’s Cute As A B*tchy Button Crew Socks
Yes, that’s bitchy in a good way. Women’s shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.