Blue Q Men's I Left the Seat Up for You Crew Socks
BLUE Q Men’s I Left the Seat Up for You Crew Socks

Don’t tell me I never do anything for you. Men’s shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

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BLUE Q Men's Pretty Decent Boyfriend Crew Socks
BLUE Q Men’s Pretty Decent Boyfriend Crew Socks

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Men’s shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

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BLUE Q Men's Ringmaster of the Shit Show Crew Socks
BLUE Q Men’s Ringmaster of the Shit Show Crew Socks

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We’re mesmerized by your power and it’s damn time you get the attention you deserve! Men’s shoe size 7-12. 61% … Read More

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Blue Q Men's This Meeting is Bullshit Crew Socks
BLUE Q Men’s This Meeting is Bullshit Crew Socks

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Men’s shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

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Blue Q Men's Worst Gift Ever Crew Socks
BLUE Q Men’s Worst Gift Ever Crew Socks

Socks: they’re just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don’t just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail! Men’s shoe size 7-12. … Read More

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BLUE Q Random Crap Shopper
BLUE Q Random Crap Shopper

You could put a lot of things in this bag… groceries, gym clothes, toys, musical instuments. OR, you know, you could stop trying to be all creative and just give it what it wants. 95% post consumer recycled material. This … Read More

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Blue Q Women's Being Normal Was Boring Crew Socks
BLUE Q Women’s Being Normal Was Boring Crew Socks

It’s so much better, out here in nature, hanging out with this cute little turtle, just leaning into being me. Women’s shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex. PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art – awesome from … Read More

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BLUE Q Women's Fuck Off I'm Reading Crew Socks
BLUE Q Women’s Fuck Off I’m Reading Crew Socks

You’d be forgiven for thinking that she’s a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Women’s shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

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BLUE Q Women's Give 'Em Hell Ankle Socks
BLUE Q Women’s Give ‘Em Hell Ankle Socks

She doesn’t stop for anyone – except maybe for small birds who whisper in her ear. I wonder what he’s saying? Maybe he’s warning her about armies in a distant land. Or perhaps he’s simply putting in a musical request. … Read More

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BLUE Q Women's Go Away I'm Introverting Crew Socks
BLUE Q Women’s Go Away I’m Introverting Crew Socks

When I respect someone, it’s because they’re smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women’s shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

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Blue Q Women's Hellraiser Crew Socks
BLUE Q Women’s Hellraiser Crew Socks

There are plenty of words for what you are, but we like this one the best. Women’s shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon and 3% spandex.

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BLUE Q Women's Hi I Don't Care Thanks Crew Socks
BLUE Q Women’s Hi I Don’t Care Thanks Crew Socks

Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn’t mean they’re any more or less of a sock. Or a woman. Women’s shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex.

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