BLUE Q Eat Up, Bitches Dish Towel
BLUE Q Eat Up, B*tches Dish Towel

Fancy schmancy, straight to the point, and also kinda perfect as an oversized cloth napkin or makeshift bib. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.

$14.99
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BLUE Q Fuck, I Love Cheese Dish Towel
BLUE Q F*ck, I Love Cheese Dish Towel

I’m not going to say that cheese is more important to me than my husband or my dog but I’m also not not going to say it either. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.

$14.99
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BLUE Q I Just Shit In The Woods Hand Sanitizer
BLUE Q I Just Sh*t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer

I hope the next time you shit in the woods, you have a kind friend/husband/bystander there to help you out of the ditch, like this classy lady. 62% alcohol. Kills 99.99% of germs on contact. Made with aloe vera. 2 … Read More

$6.99
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BLUE Q I Want A Burrito Dish Towel
BLUE Q I Want A Burrito Dish Towel

When it comes to dream burritos, guacamole is never extra. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

$14.99
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BLUE Q I Want A Fucking Pizza Dish Towel
BLUE Q I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel

I’m all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don’t believe in Pizza Angels then I can’t be your friend. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

$13.99
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BLUE Q Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
BLUE Q Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

The Number One After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer. 62% alcohol. Kills 99.99% of germs on contact. Made with aloe vera. 2 oz./59 ml

$6.99
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BLUE Q Men's Adventure Man Crew Socks
BLUE Q Men’s Adventure Man Crew Socks

Everything’s better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men’s shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

$14.99
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BLUE Q Men's Ain't No Bad Joke Crew Socks
BLUE Q Men’s Ain’t No Bad Joke Crew Socks

You don’t have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, man! Men’s shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; … Read More

$14.99
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BLUE Q Men's B*tthead Of The Household Crew Socks
BLUE Q Men’s B*tthead Of The Household Crew Socks

See what we did there? Men’s shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

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BLUE Q Men's Classic Rock Crew Socks
BLUE Q Men’s Classic Rock Crew Socks

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent’s youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? Me either. Men’s shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

$14.99
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BLUE Q Men's Cool Ass Grandpa Crew Socks
BLUE Q Men’s Cool A** Grandpa Crew Socks

What’s really cool about me is that I’m even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men’s shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

$14.99
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